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breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via mirren16)

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wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre, via mirren16)

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lanactrlaltdelrey:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

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fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

(Source: surrealdads, via phriskybusiness)

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rapmonsters:

why does the australian flag look like it was made in 3 minutes on ms paint

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via kingsleyyy)

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methimatics:

kayleyhyde:
We all know that feeling, vending machine

methimatics:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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