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horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
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DTFdown to frolic 

(Source: poopflow, via shrugging)

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yeah that’s true, but is it tru

(via manhood)

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My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

(Source: stilinski-the-vampire-slayer, via dilfgod)

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shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

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modern angst story

(via lukraak)

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this is honestly my favorite post

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"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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(via seveneight-nine)

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I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via dilfgod)

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